EDWARD!!!!!!! Remember me? Mental, the 1 who captured you and had you in my closet for 7 months
til you ran away. Well, I got questions for the Fullmetal Alchemist, Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! 1st questions are for Edward^^.
Edward, why are you so short? Don't worry I like short guys^^. *has hentai thoughts about Edward* ^^...O.o damn, Seto's right,
I do need Dr. Phil! Do you have a uterus? Why's your hair so long? Can I lick your foot? How short are you? I'd ask you how
tall you are, but you're pretty damn short^^. *hits Edward with a banjo* SHUT THE HELL UP MIDGET!!!!!!! Damn Seto was right,
I did need a banjo! Will you get sad once I marry Hiei? Inu-chan once told me that when you were 13, Alphonse was kidnapped
by monkeys, so you did the only thing you could, you dress in a tutu and break danced, then gave yourself sexually to the
evil monkey ruler, Barbara Walters, but the you found out that Alphonse was playing Halo 2 at a friends house, so you did
all that crap for nothing, is that true? Are your manly parts also automail? Are you the cow grim reaper? Edward, you're about
as short as I was when I was 8 1/2, and I wasn't that tall back then, what the hell? Edward, you're so short, do you make
up for it? And I'm not talking about alchemy^_~. By the way, you owe me money. Edward, you left $6,900 worth of German dungeon
porn. Can I give it to the other bishies? Is Winry your girlfriend? Are you turned on by dead people? are you a virgin? Are
you Winry's bitch? Are you a porn freak bastard? Can I have a metal arm? Can you cook? Are you a good bitch? May I feast upon
the blood of your 1st girlfriend? Have you ever had a girlfriend? How pathetic are you? Can I cosplay as you? Can I put your
underwear on a random monkey? Are you in love with Colonel Mustang? Is Winry double jointed^^? Can I call you Captain Poopy
Brain^^? Can I call you "Stacy, the confused, monkey lovin' poop eater"? Do I make scene? You and I got a lot in common, we
got a little brother that's a lot taller than us, and we don't want contact with out dads -_-'. Can I start a grapefruit war
involving the entire world? When's your Birthday? You're 16 years old and a midget, what the hell? Ok now for Master^^. are
you commin in October? I'll come to Canada so your dad will meet me! Is Edward a good bitch? How many times has Edward been
arrested? Have you made Edward wear a dress yet? Why bishies (especially seto) tell me that I'm the female version of Fez,
is it bad that I'm proud of that? Why can't Edward embrace the fact that he's extremely short? how do you think he got so
damn sexy? How many bishies live in your house? I got bishies from around 60 different animes living here! That's almost 160
bishies! And my house is quite small-_-'. We get busted by the police literally every night cuz these bakas start raves! I's
Edward my friend? May i feast upon the blood of Edward's 1st girlfriend? Don't forget that Edward's 16 years old, he started
his junior year this fall^^. Can you gimmie Edward back in a week? He promised to help me get back at Miroku for selling my
tonsils and Edward's penis on e-bay^^. Was that to much information? Can I call Edward "Ed-chan"? Will Ed-chan be my mommy?
Fine I'll ask her! Sorry Miroku is wondering if you love him. What would be worse, catching 2 old people doin it, catching
Naraku doing things to himself in the shower, or catching your parents doin it? I choose the secret 4th option, catching your
parents doin it with someone else -_-'. I've seen all 4 and it was horrible! Can I kill my boss? By the way, by boss is Seto.
I gotta go kill my neighbors for calling the police. Bye bye^^. I'll talk to ya soon!
The creepy person under your bed,
Mental (or Seishin)^^
PS: Edward has a rash on his right testicle, make sure that he uses the cream 3 times a day
and to refrain from sex and oral sex for another week^^. Ok I gotta go sell myself on E-bay. Bye bye^^. Wish me luck!
PerfectCell17: Questions, Ed-chan! ^o^
Edward: Don't call me Ed-chan... And what kinda questions?
Ones from Mental! >:)
PerfectCell17: Yup, great, so let's get started! First, why are you so short?
...I'M NOT SHORT!!
PerfectCell17: Yes you are! ^^
Edward: ...And tell Mental not to have any more hentai thoughts about
PerfectCell17: Hehe... Do you have a uterus?
Edward: What the hell? She does know I'm a guy, right?
Mmmhmm. Why's your hair so long?
Edward: I don't know... I like it long.
PerfectCell17: Can Mental lick your foot?
Which one? My real one, or my automail one?
PerfectCell17: Does it matter?
Edward: Well, atleast I wouldn't feel it
if it was my automail one...
PerfectCell17: So that means you'll let her? Yay! How short are you?
How many time do I have to say that I am NOT SHORT?!
Mental: *Hits Edward with a banjo* SHUT THE HELL UP MIDGET!
Edward: Not funny. -_-
PerfectCell17: Will you be sad once Mental marries Hiei?
Edward: No, why would
I? Then maybe she'll stop bugging me...
PerfectCell17: Is it true that when you were 13 Alphonse was kidnapped by monkeys,
so you did the only thing you could, you dressed in a tutu and break danced, then gave yourself sexually to the evil monkey
ruler, Barbara Walters, but then you found out that Alphonse was playing Halo 2 at a friends house, so you did all of that
crap for nothing?
Edward: O.o... Err--- Part of that was true, but I'm not saying which part.
PerfectCell17: O.o Uh
huh... Are your manly parts automail?
Edward: *blushes* What kind of question is that?! Only my arm and leg are!
Are you the cow grim reaper?
Edward: I'm not, but you never know about the Colonel Bastard...
PerfectCell17: Hehe, you're
about as short as Mental was when she was 8 1/2, and she wasn't that tall back then, what the hell?
Edward: I'm NOT some
tiny midget who can only be seen with a magnifying glass! She's just unusually tall! Got that?!
Heh, you're so short, but do you make up for it... And not in alchemy. ^_~
Edward: *blushes* I'M NOT FRICKIN' SHORT, AND
WHY THE HELL DOES THAT MATTER?!
PerfectCell17: O.O ... You left $6, 900 worth of dungeon porn, can Mental's other bishies
Edward: No! ...I mean, what the hell is she talking about?
PerfectCell17: Don't deny it! She has proof! Mwahahaha!
PerfectCell17: Hehe, anyway... Is Winry your girlfriend?
Edward: *looks down* Of course not!
Are ya sure?
Edward: I TOLD YOU I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH HER!
PerfectCell17: Alright... Are you turned on by dead people?
O.o What kind of question is that?!
PerfectCell17: XD Are you a virgin?
Edward: *blushes again* That doesn't matter...
Are you Winry's bitch?
Edward: Why would I be?! Because I'm so much shorter than her, right?!
Huh? Anyway, are you a porn freak bastard?
Edward: Once again, that's Mustang, not me.
PerfectCell17: Can Mental have
a metal arm?
Edward: I think she'd have to talk to Winry about that...
PerfectCell17: Can you cook?
I learned quickly when we were kids that Al couldn't cook very well, so I had to.
PerfectCell17: Are you a good bitch?
I'm not a bitch. Period. -_-
PerfectCell17: Can Mental feast upon the blood of your first girlfriend?
Edward: What the
hell? I won't even ask... O.o
PerfectCell17: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Edward: I have more important objectives
than getting a girlfriend.
PerfectCell17: So, that's a no?
PerfectCell17: How pathetic are you?
I'm NOT pathetic, and I'm NOT short!
PerfectCell17: ...She didn't say you were short. ^_^;;
Edward: But she was thinking
PerfectCell17: O.o Can Mental cosplay as you?
Edward: Well, since I'm in Canada, I don't think there's anything
I can do to stop her... -_-
PerfectCell17: Can she put your underwear on a random monkey?
Edward: No! My underwear are
PerfectCell17: Hehe, are you in love with Colonel Mustang?
Edward: No! I hate that bastard... Always mocking me!
Just admit it! You make a cute couple together! ^^
Edward: Shut it.
PerfectCell17: Is Winry double jointed?
How the hell would I know?
PerfectCell17: Can Mental call you Captain Poopy Brain?
Edward: ...I don't know what would
be worse, being called short or that. -_-
PerfectCell17: Can she call you "Stacy, the confused, monkey lovin' poop eater"?
PerfectCell17: Does Mental make sense?
Edward: About as much sense as Scar...
Mental start a grapefruit war involving the entire world?
Edward: Go for it, just leave me and Al out of it.
When's your birthday?
Edward: It doesn't matter. -_-
PerfectCell17: You're 16 years old and a midget, what the hell?
I'm not some tiny, shimp-like midget! I'm normal height, dammit!
PerfectCell17: Yay! My turn! *hands print out to Ed* Ask
Edward: O.o ...Are you coming in October?
PerfectCell17: Well, I'll try to this year! I already have my mom's
Edward: Damn her... Am I a good bitch?
PerfectCell17: Yup! He'll do almost anything for me when I threaten
to dye his hair in his sleep!
Edward: -_- How many times have I been arrested?
PerfectCell17: Let's see... *counts on
fingers* About 21.
Edward: Have you made me wear a dress yet?
PerfectCell17: *snickers* He was wearing a dress one of
the times he got arrested... XD
Edward: Don't remind me. Is it bad that she's proud of the bishies telling her she's a
female version of Fez?
PerfectCell17: Nah, be a proud pervert! ^^
Edward: O.o Why can't I embrace the fact that I'm
short? ...I'm not short.
PerfectCell17: *shrugs* He's just in denial, I guess.
Edward: Just shut up about my height
already! Anyway, *grins* how do you think I got so damn sexy?
PerfectCell17: Cause you're so short. ^o^
-_- I'm not short, or a runt, or a midget, or a dwarf! Anyway... How many bishies live in your house?
I think last count was about 40 or something. ^_^;;
Edward: ...Am I Mental's friend?
PerfectCell17: Of course!
Right... Can she feast upon the blood of my first girlfriend?
PerfectCell17: But I don't think Ed-chan's even had a first
Edward: So what?! I told you I have more important objectives! Can you give me back in a week?
*nods* Yup! I don't trust you and Bakura together...
Edward: Well, we're not! And can Mental call me Ed-chan? Which by
the way, she can't. -_-
PerfectCell17: Well, I say she can! Ed-chan! =P
Edward: ...Will I be Mental's mommy?
Only if he'll be mine too! ^^
Edward: I'm a guy, how can I be your mom?! O.o
PerfectCell17: The same way Veggie is!
...And yes, I love Miroku-chan!
Edward: Whatever. What would be worse, catching two old people doing it, catching Naraku
doing things to himself in the shower, or catching your parents doing it?
PerfectCell17: I've seen all of them (including
the fourth option), except the old people... O.o I'd have to say option four too!
Edward: I've only seen the Naraku thing,
and that was disturbing.
PerfectCell17: But kinda... interesting. ^_^;;
Edward: O.o ... Finally, can Mental kill her
PerfectCell17: Of course! >: ) Kill 'em all!
Edward: Uh huh... Well, that was the last of them.