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Question 1:
 
Dear Marik,
 
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi my name is Mental and I got a bunch of questions for ya and Master. Oh yeah Marik these questions are evil and they will make ya have seizures every time try to talk to ya MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Damn to much sugar oh well 1st Marik MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marik, will you be my friend? Can I be your mind slave? Will you be my mommy? Do ya want your Millennium Rod back? Can I sniff ya? Are you and Yugi getting married? Are you and Master getting married? Are you and your sister getting married? Can I have your clothes? When's your birthday? What's a psychological disorder? I love Hiei do you? Can I have your left shoe? Can I kill random people with my stove? Can I live with ya? Can I kill your enemies? Can I kill your friends? Do ya watch Friends? Do you hate your sister? Can I sniff your shoe? My friend that's in rehab recovering from alcohol use said that you and Kakarot once went to a night club together and after 12 shots of tequila both of ya went to a bathroom together and the next morning both of ya woke up next to each other naked inside Veggie-kun's garage and since then you no longer drink and Kakarot's in love with ya is that true? Will you be my daddy? Can I call ya mommy? Can I sniff your hair? Can I call ya Carol the shoe? Should I stop eating so much sugar? Do ya think that I'm disturbing? Now for Master. Do ya remember the episode of Friends when Joey gets a hot new roommate and Chandler tries to clean his and Monica's apartment, but everyone says that she's gonna kill him and so she wouldn't come inside he said that Ross was naked? Why does my brain hurt? I'm bored are you? Can I kill everyone who thinks that Vegeta's gay? Can I keep making fun of people by asking them if their gay even though the only person that I think is gay is Kuwabara. Do ya hate Kuwabara? Do ya love Hiei? Why do ya think that Naraku has red eyes? I think it's 'cuz he don't use eye drops for his allergies (that's what happens to me). Can I sniff your other friends? Would your other friends hate me or think that I'm weird? I gotta go and finish looking for a new house (that and I ran out of questions to ask). God help me find a new house! I gotta go bye bye ^^. Oh yeah and Marik when I asked ya about you and your sister getting married, I don't mean to each other. I'm against people who are related being in love that way. Who isn't?
 I'm Mad As Hell (just replace the mad with bored) 
 
Holly crap I'm bored! Oh yeah Marik, can I be your
mind slave? VEGETA'S NOT GAY!!!!!!!!! Damn to
much sugar!
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   We Are Not Worthy(I am not worthy)
 
PerfectCell17: *lets Marik outta closet*
Marik: Why am I still locked in there?!
PerfectCell17: I don't know, but for now you're here to answer questions are keep Bakura company!
Marik: People want to ask me questions?
PerfectCell17: Yup, well only one person so far...
Marik: Oh well!
PerfectCell17: Okay, first question, will you be Mental's friend?
Marik: I don't have 'friends', I have mindslaves!
PerfectCell17: Does anybody have friends anymore? Anyways, can Mental be your mind slave?
Marik: Yes, I'm always looking for new servants to do my bidding!
PerfectCell17: Will you be Mental's mommy?
Marik: What the hell? No, I will not be her 'mommy'!
PerfectCell17: Do you want your Millenium Rod back?
Marik: *glares* Yes!
PerfectCell17: Well tough! I don't feel like giving it back, besides you'd probably send me to the shadow realm or something!
Marik: That I would!
PerfectCell17: See, so no rod for you! Can Mental sniff ya?
Marik: O.o No...
PerfectCell17: *snickers* Are you and Yugi getting married?
Marik: What!? Why the hell would I want to marry the weaker half of the pathetic Pharoh?!
PerfectCell17: Are me and you getting married?
Marik: No!
PerfectCell17: Are you and your sister getting married, to different people?
Marik: I'm not, but I don't know about my sister!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental have your clothes?
Marik: O.o Why would someone want my clothes?! No, she can't have them!
PerfectCell17: When's your birthday?
Marik: December 23.
PerfectCell17: What's a psychological disorder?
Marik: A psychological disorder!
PerfectCell17: Nice answer...Mental loves Hiei, do you?
Marik: What's a Hiei?
PerfectCell17: I'll take that as a no...Can Mental have your left shoe?
Marik: No, she cannot have anything of mine!
PerfectCell17: Can she kill random people with her stove?
Marik: *smirks* Sure, I don't care!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental live with ya?
Marik: No!
PerfectCell17: Can she kill your enemies?
Marik: If she can.
PerfectCell17: Can she kill your friends?
Marik: I don't have any friends!
PerfectCell17: Do you watch Friends?
Marik: Um, no?
PerfectCell17: How come I saw you watching it with Bakura?
Marik: I did no such thing!
PerfectCell17: Sure you didn't!
Marik: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Do you hate your sister?
Marik: Yes!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental sniff your shoe?
Marik: No! No sniffing!
PerfectCell17: Mental's friend that's in rehab recovering from alcohol use said that you and Kakarot once went to a night club together and after 12 shots of tequila both of ya went to a bathroom together and the next morning both of ya woke up next to each other naked inside Veggie-kun's garage and since then you no longer drink and Kakarot's in love with ya is that true?
Marik: Hell no!
PerfectCell17: Will you be her daddy?
Marik: No!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental call you mommy?
Marik: I think she might be too weird to be a mindslave...
PerfectCell17: Can she sniff your hair?
Marik: NO SNIFFING!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental call ya Carol the shoe?
Marik: No, she can call me Master Marik!
PerfectCell17: Should Mental stop eating so much sugar?
Marik: If it makes her ask these questions!
PerfectCell17: Do you think she's disturbing?
Marik: Very!
PerfectCell17: My turn! Now you ask me questions!
Marik: And why should I have to?!
PerfectCell17: Because I have your Millenium Rod!
Marik: *growls* Fine! Do you remember the episode of Friends when Joey gets a hot new roommate and Chandler tries to clean his and Monica's apartment, but everyone says that she's gonna kill him and so she wouldn't come inside he said that Ross was naked?
PerfectCell17: Yup, that was a funny episode!
Marik: Why does her brain hurt?
PerfectCell17: From thinking too much?
Marik: Mental's bored, are you?
PerfectCell17: Hell yeah!
Marik: Can she kill everyone that thinks Vegeta's gay?
PerfectCell17: Please!
Marik: Can mental keep making fun of people by asking them if they're gay?
PerfectCell17: Go for it!
Marik: Do you hate Kuwabara?
PerfectCell17: Yes!
Marik: Do you love Hiei?
PerfectCell17: Yep! Him and Kurama!
Marik: Why do you think Naraku has red eyes?
PerfectCell17: Because he's evil?
Marik: Can she sniff your other friends?
PerfectCell17: Sure!
Marik: Would your other friends hate Mental or just think that she's weird?
PerfectCell17: They'd probably think you're alittle weird, afterell, they think I'm weird!
Marik: That's all the questions!
PerfectCell17: Okay, now go back in the closet!
Marik: Never!
PerfectCell17: *pulls out Millenium Rod*
Marik: Dammit! Fine! *goes back in closet*
PerfectCell17: Hehehe, I love annoying people! Thanks for the questions!
















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