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Question 1:
 
Hello Inuyasha My name is Mental and I am a Hiei obsessed retarded girl who acts a lot like ya at times (mostly when I wake up) and I got questions for ya.Ok well this is how it goes 1st I ask questions, 2nd you answer, 3rd you fear me just like Veggie-kun and Sesshy-kun MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, 4th you get a seizure every time I start asking questions to ya.Now that we got that settled I got questions 1st Inuyasha.Will you be my
friend?Will you be my mommy?Will you be my daddy?Will you be my cousin?Can I call ya mommy?How about Daddy?Can I call ya grandma?How about Grandpa?Is it true that you have sexual fantasies about Kagome?How about Sango?How about Miorku?how about Sesshy?I know you love Kagome now admit it!Do ya want me to give
Tetsusaiga back to ya?Do ya want me to stop going through Kagome's trash cans looking for stuff that belongs to you that she threw away?Can I sniff ya?Why do ya hate Fluffy so much?I've read a bunch of fics that pair up Kagome and Sesshy, do ya hate that?Can I have your pants?Are you horny for Kagome?Are you horny for Kikyo (the bitch)?Are you horny for Sango?Are you horny for Miroku?How about Sesshoumaru?Can I kill Naraku?When will you and Kagome get maried?Can me and Master help ya look for the jewel shards?What sucks more Naraku, or the fact that
Kagome won't buy ya shoes?Can I kill random people with a chainsaw?Can I keep Miroku in my closet or do ya want him back?I've been spying on ya lately and I found out somethin' Kagome is in love with you and I got the tape to prove it do ya want it?I've read a lot of fics that say that you and Sesshoumaru are in love is that true?What's your favorite type of ramen?Can you bark?My fried says that when you were 13, you were dirt poor and ya needed money for booze so you got a CD player from nowhere and you put a sign that said "Will break dance for booze I mean money" and a bunch of people tried to kill ya 'cuz CD players don't exist during you era and now you cry every time you listen to rap music is that true?Can I call Sesshoumaru Sushi King?Did ya hate it when Master locked you in her closet?Did ya know that Sesshy-kun is still there?Can I call you Inu-kun?Now for Master?Where do ya find the anime characters you interview?When will Veggie-kun wear the tutu?Can Inu wear a wedding dress during every interview?I got the Wedding dress and it can't be destroyed by demon strength or powers *gives Master the wedding dress*.Will you sniff Inuyasha?Can ya help me force Inuyasha and Kagome to get maried?What's "perma-bored" mean?Have ya gotten Sesshy to suck on the pacifier yet?Can I keep Sango in my closet?Can I keep Seto in my closet?Will you hug my new rock Yasuo?Why do people bother me when I'm online?I'm bored are you?Can I advertise your websites?Can I kill
Barbra Streisand?Is it ture that 3 weeks ago Inuyasha went to a keg party with Veggie-kun and the next day he woke up naked next to Veggie-kun?Is it true that Inuyasha goes to gay bars with Miroku and makes out with people there?Is
Inu-kun male of female?Is it ture that Inuyasha still has dreams about his former afair with Kakarot?I gotta go 'cuz it's 10:00pm (for you it's 1:00 am) and Inuyasha is gonna start and I haven't whatched Inuyasha in a week so I gotta go
bye bye.^^
     INUYASHA IS MY COUSIN AND I CAN PROVE IT!!!!!!
Oh yeah and Inuyasha get maried to Kagome soon.^^

PerfectCell17: *unties Inu Yasha*
Inu Yasha: Why the hell did ya have to tie me up?!
PerfectCell17: So you wouldn't run away again!
Inu Yasha: Feh!
PerfectCell17: Anyways, I have some questions to ask you!
Inu Yasha: What if I don't feel like answering any stupid questions?!
PerfectCell17: Then I'll sick Fluffy on you!
Inu Yasha: *raises eyebrow* Fluffy?
PerfectCell17: Yup, Sesshoumaru!
Inu Yasha: *laughing*
PerfectCell17: Okay, first question, will you be Mental's friend?
Inu Yasha: Feh, I don't need any friends!
PerfectCell17: But don't you have friends, like Kagome and ---
Inu Yasha: Shut up!
PerfectCell17: Will ya be her mommy?
Inu Yasha: Mommy, what the hell? I'm a guy!
PerfectCell17: Will you be her daddy then?
Inu Yasha: No! I don't want any human family!
PerfectCell17: Dammit people, she's a demon!
Inu Yasha: Well I still don't want any family!
PerfectCell17: Will you be her cousin?
Inu Yasha: No!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental call you mommy?
Inu Yasha: What? No!
PerfectCell17: What about daddy?
Inu Yasha: No!
PerfectCell17: Grandpa?
Inu Yasha: No!
PerfectCell17: Grandma?
Inu Yasha: NO!
PerfectCell17: Is it true that you have sexual fantasies about Kagome?
Inu Yasha: *blushes* No!
PerfectCell17: How about Sango?
Inu Yasha: No, I do not fantasize about anyone!
PerfectCell17: Not even Miroku?
Inu Yasha: Hell no!
PerfectCell17: What about Sesshy?
Inu Yasha: In his dreams!
PerfectCell17: Ya know, that could be taken the wrong way! *chuckles*
Inu Yasha: Just shut up!
PerfectCell17: Do ya want Mental to give Tetsusaiga back to ya?
Inu Yasha: So she's the one who has it! Yes I want it back!
PerfectCell17: Do ya want Mental to stop going through Kagome's trash cans looking for stuff that belongs to you that she threw away?
Inu Yasha: O_o Kagome wouldn't throw anything out that belongs to me!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental sniff ya?
Inu Yasha: No!
PerfectCell17: Why do ya hate Fluffy so much?
Inu Yasha: Because he's a good for nothing bastard!
PerfectCell17: Mental's read a bunch of fics that pair up Kagome and Sesshy, do ya hate that?
Inu Yasha: Why the hell would anyone write about Kagome and Sesshoumaru?!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental have your pants?
Inu Yasha: Why would she want my pants?! No!
PerfectCell17: Are you horny for Kagome?
Inu Yasha: *blushes* NO!
PerfectCell17: Are you horny for Kikyo (the bitch)?
Inu Yasha: *still blushing* NO!
PerfectCell17: Are you horny for Sango?
Inu Yasha: NO!
PerfectCell17: Are you horny for Miroku?
Inu Yasha: What the hell?! NO!
PerfectCell17: What about Sesshy?
Inu Yasha: NO! NO! NO! NO!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental kill Naraku?
Inu Yasha: Feh, like she can!
PerfectCell17: When will you and Kagome get maried?
Inu Yasha: I am not marrying Kagome!
PerfectCell17: Can me and Mental help ya look for the jewel shards?
Inu Yasha: Like you two would be able to help!
PerfectCell17: We would!
Inu Yasha: Okay, it'll give Shippo and the others someone to bug, but I get all the shards you find!
PerfectCell17: Okay! What sucks more Naraku, or the fact that Kagome won't buy ya shoes?
Inu Yasha: Naraku, that bastard!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental kill random people with a chainsaw?
Inu Yasha: Heh, go for it!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental keep Miroku in my closet or do ya want him back?
Inu Yasha: So that's where he went! Nah, she can keep the monk!
PerfectCell17: Mental's been spying on ya lately and  found out somethin' Kagome is in love with you and she's got the tape to prove it, do ya want it?
Inu Yasha: NO, well it couldn't hurt to see it...
PerfectCell17: Mental's read a lot of fics that say that you and Sesshoumaru are in love is that true?
Inu Yasha: Hell no, I would never love that bastard!
PerfectCell17: What's your favorite type of ramen?
Inu Yasha: All types!
PerfectCell17: Can you bark?
Inu Yasha: NO!
PerfectCell17: *snickers* Mental's friend says that when you were 13, you were dirt poor and ya needed money for booze so you got a CD player from nowhere and you put a sign that said "Will break dance for booze I mean money" and a bunch of people tried to kill ya 'cuz CD players don't exist during you era and now you cry every time you listen to rap music is that true?
Inu Yasha: I don't even know what the hell rap or a CD player is!
PerfectCell17: Can I call Sesshoumaru Sushi King?
Inu Yasha: *chuckles* I don't care!
PerfectCell17: Did ya hate it when I locked you in my closet?
Inu Yasha: *growls* Yes!
PerfectCell17: Did ya know that Sesshy-kun is still there?
Inu Yasha: *starts laughing*
PerfectCell17: Can Mental call you Inu-kun?
Inu Yasha: No!
PerfectCell17: Okay, my turn! This time you ask me questions!
Inu Yasha: And if I don't wanna?!
PerfectCell17: I'll lock you in my closet again!
Inu Yasha: And  how are you gonna get me in there?
PerfectCell17: I still have Sesshoumaru!
Inu Yasha: Fine, I'll ask you the damn questions!
PerfectCell17: Yay!
Inu Yasha: Where do ya find the anime characters you interview?
PerfectCell17: Actually I find 'em all over! Like I found Bakura under my wash and Marik at the mall!
Inu Yasha: When will Veggie-kun wear the tutu?
PerfectCell17: I don't know, but I'm gonna try the next time I see him!
Inu Yasha: WHAT!? Can I wear a wedding dress during every interview?
PerfectCell17: Sure!
Inu Yasha: Dammit! Mental got the Wedding dress and it can't be destroyed by demon strength or powers.
PerfectCell17: *gets the wedding dress*
Inu Yasha: Will you sniff me?
PerfectCell17: Yup! *sniffs Inu-chan* You smell like blood!
Inu Yasha: Ya think! Can ya help Mental force me and Kagome to get maried?
PerfectCell17: Sure!
Inu Yasha: What's "perma-bored" mean?
PerfectCell17: It means I'm bored all the time!
Inu Yasha: Have ya gotten Sesshoumaru to suck on the pacifier yet? *raises eyebrow*
PerfectCell17: Yup, but he doesn't know it, he was sleeping!
Inu Yasha: Can Mental keep Sango in her closet?
PerfectCell17: Go for it!
Inu Yasha: Can she keep Seto in her closet?
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Inu Yasha: Will you hug her new rock Yasuo?
PerfectCell17: Okay! *hugs Yasuo*
Inu Yasha: Why do people bother Mental when shes online?
PerfectCell17: I don't know, 'cause they're bored!
Inu Yasha: Mental's bored, are you?
PerfectCell17: Hell yeah!
Inu Yasha: Can she advertise your websites?
PerfectCell17: Sure!
Inu Yasha: Can she kill Barbra Streisand?
PerfectCell17: Please!
Inu Yasha: Is it ture that 3 weeks ago I went to a keg party with Veggie-kun and the next day I woke up naked next to Veggie-kun?
PerfectCell17: I don't know, and I'm not sure I wanna know!
Inu Yasha: It's not true! Is it true that I go to gay bars with Miroku and makes out with people there?
PerfectCell17: Another one of those 'not sure I wanna know' questions!
Inu Yasha: Am I male or female?
PerfectCell17: Male, I think...
Inu Yasha: Is it ture that I still dream about my former affair with Kakarot?
PerfectCell17: Yup!
Inu Yasha: WHAT?!
PerfectCell17: *giggles*
Inu Yasha: Feh! I'm outta here! *jumps out window*
PerfectCell17: Dammit, I didn't get to lock him back in my closet! Oh well, thanks for the questions!

Question 2:

Konichiwa! It's me Mental again. I got some evil questions and I wish I had a camel! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! OK first Inuyasha. Kagome does throw your stuff away. Where do ya think I found Tetsusaiga? That's also where I found a lot of your discarded ramen bowls. I got a lot of extra ramen, do ya want it? I broke Tetsusaiga in half by accident. do ya still want it? Can I sniff ya? Do you take showers? Will you be my mommy? Can I call ya mommy? Are ya wearing the wedding dress? I found naked pictures of ya on the internet so I was wondering why ya let people take naked pictures of ya? Be honest, do ya like seeing Kagome naked? Why do ya take baths with Miroku? Does it turn ya on when Sango and Kagome take baths together? Will you be my cousin? Inu-kun, will you be my friend? I'll give ya more ramen. Can ya dance? Do ya want me to fix Tetsusaiga? Can I hug ya? I got a picture of you and Kagome kissing do ya want it? (yes the picture's real) What's worse Kagome and Shippo running away together as a couple, or you talking about you and Kagome's kids in your sleep while she hears everything? My retarded friend says that 3 weeks ago you and Kagome went to a party together and you accidentally killed 40 of kagome's classmates by farting on them and she got pissed of so you bought her some beer and she forgave ya and the next day both of ya woke up next to each other naked and now she hates ya 'cuz she's not a virgin no more is that true? I should stop being friends with these people right? Can I sniff your pants? Can I touch your ears? Can Master touch your ears? Are you a virgin? Do ya like it when Kagome rubs your ears? Can I call ya Inu-sama? A weird friend says that he read a fic that says that you get horny when Kagome rubs your ears, is that true? Kagome's friends think that you're Kagome's overpossesive, rude, jealous boyfriend (did I get all that right?) is that bad? Should I eat more sugar? I found that I'm a hanyou to, is it normal that people try to shoot me now? Can ya sing? Now for Master. When's your last day of school? Where'd ya find Inu-kun? I got chains that can't be destroyed by demon power or ki blasts so you can chain up Veggie-kun and any other anime characters. Does your mom get mad 'cuz I call? Do ya have the episode of Inuyasha seen Kagome finally admits to herself that she's in love with Inuyasha? Is Inu-kun my friend? Is Inuyasha my mommy? Is it true that 5 months ago, Inuyasha got arrested 'cuz he stole ramen and Miroku got arrested for killing and old man who he though was a demon? Have ya found any Vegeta posters yet? I found Shippo, do ya want him? I'm bored are you? I gotta go and find disturbing pictures of Inuyasha. Bye bye^^
 You Are The Woman  (Master)You Are The Man(Inuyasha) Vomit 3  
I WANT A CAMEL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PerfectCell17: *drags InuYasha by hair*
Inu Yasha: Why the hell did you grab my hair?!
PerfectCell17: *shrugs* Why not, I had to get you hear to ask you more questions!
Inu Yasha: Damn!
PerfectCell17: Kagome does throw your stuff away. Where do you think Mental found Tetsusaiga? That's also where she found alot of your discarded ramen bowls. She's got alot of extra ramen, do you want it?
Inu Yasha: No!
PerfectCell17: Mental broke Tetsusaiga in half by accident, do you still want it?
Inu Yasha: She broke it?! Yes, I still want it!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental sniff ya?
Inu Yasha: I already to her no!
PerfectCell17: Do you take showers?
Inu Yasha: No, but I do wash!
PerfectCell17: That's good to hear! Will you be Mental's mommy?
Inu Yasha: No!
PerfectCell17: Can she call you mommy?
Inu Yasha: NO!
PerfectCell17: Are you wearing the wedding dress?
Inu Yasha: There's no way in hell that I'll ever wear that dress!
PerfectCell17: Oh yes you will! Anyways, Mental found naked pictures of you on the internet so she was wondering why you let people take naked pictures of you?
Inu Yasha: What!? Naked pictures?! Of me?!
PerfectCell17: Be honest, do you like seeing Kagome naked?
Inu Yasha: *blushes* No!
PerfectCell17: Why do you take baths with Miroku?
Inu Yasha: I don't 'take baths' with Miroku, we just happen to bathe at the same time!
PerfectCell17: Sure...Does it turn ou on when Sango and Kagome take baths together?
Inu Yasha: No!
PerfectCell17: Will you be Mental's cousin?
Inu Yasha: I already said I don't want family!
PerfectCell17: Inu-kun, will you be Mental's friend?
Inu Yasha: I don't want friends either! And did you just call me Inu-kun!?
PerfectCell17: Yup! Can you dance?
Inu Yasha: I don't know, I never have!
PerfectCell17: Do you want Mental to fix Tetsusaiga?
Inu Yasha: No, I can get it fixed! I just want her to give it back!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental hug you?
Inu Yasha: No!
PerfectCell17: Mental has a picture of you and Kagome kissing do ya want it? (yes the picture's real)
Inu Yasha: No...
PerfectCell17: What's worse Kagome and Shippo running away together as a couple, or you talking about you and Kagome's kids in your sleep while she hears everything?
Inu Yasha: Does it matter?! Neither of those would ever happen!
PerfectCell17: Mental's retarded friend says that 3 weeks ago you and Kagome went to a party together and you accidentally killed 40 of kagome's classmates by farting on them and she got pissed of so you bought her some beer and she forgave you and the next day both of you woke up next to each other naked and now she hates you 'cause she's not a virgin no more is that true?
Inu Yasha: *blushes* NO!
PerfectCell17: Mental should stop being friends with these people, right?
Inu Yasha: If they're gonna make up stories about me and Kagome!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental sniff your pants?
Inu Yasha: O.o No!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental touch your ears?
Inu Yasha: No!
PerfectCell17: Can I touch your ears?
Inu Yasha: Nobody touches my ears!
PerfectCell17: Are you a virgin?
Inu Yasha: *blushes* Does it matter!?
PerfectCell17: Do you like it when Kagome rubs your ears?
Inu Yasha: She doesn't rub my ears!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental call ya Inu-sama?
Inu Yasha: No, but she can call me Inu Yasha-sama!
PerfectCell17: Mental's weird friend says that he read a fic that says that you get horny when Kagome rubs your ears, is that true?
Inu Yasha: No! No! No!
PerfectCell17: Kagome's friends think that you're Kagome's overpossesive, rude, jealous boyfriend, is that bad?
Inu Yasha: What!? They think I'm her boyfriend?!
PerfectCell17: Should Mental eat more sugar?
Inu Yasha: No!
PerfectCell17: Mental found out that she's a hanyou too, is it normal that people try to shoot her now?
Inu Yasha: Get use to it!
PerfectCell17: Can you sing?
Inu Yasha: Not really.
PerfectCell17: Now for me!
Inu Yasha: Dammit! When's your last day of school?
PerfectCell17: Monday!
Inu Yasha: Where did you find me?
PerfectCell17: I found him in the costume shop, trying on a genie costume!
Inu Yasha: I was not!
PerfectCell17: Well it sure as hell looked like it!
Inu Yasha: Feh! Does your mom get mad when Mental calls?
PerfectCell17: Nope!
Inu Yasha: Do you have the episode of Inuyasha when Kagome finally admits to herself that she's in love with Inuyasha? *raises eyebrow*
PerfectCell17: Yup!
Inu Yasha: Am I Mental's friend?
PerfectCell17: Yes!
Inu Yasha: Am not! Am I her mommy?
PerfectCell17: Of course!
Inu Yasha: What!? Is it true that 5 months ago, I got arrested because I stole ramen and Miroku got arrested for killing and old man who he thought was a demon?
PerfectCell17: I think so!
Inu Yasha: That did not happen! Have you found any Vegeta posters yet?
PerfectCell17: Sadly no!
Inu Yasha: Mental found Shippo, do you want him?
PerfectCell17: Sure!
Inu Yasha: Mental's bored, are you?
PerfectCell17: Yup!
Inu Yasha: That's all of 'em! *hops out window* PerfectCell17: Damn, I gotta close that! Anyways, thanks for the questions!
 
Question 3:
 

can I cut off your ears and hang them on my wall? Do your feet stink? can I chew on your leg? can I stab you with needles? can I call you fuzzy wuzzy? can I chew on Sesshoumaru's leg? do you talk to bananas? do want to join me and the army talking bananas? can I kill you? can I kill Jaken? can I kill Naraku? Can I lock you in a giant box? Can I lock Kouga in a giant box? am I crazy? can I poke your brain? can my kitty use you as a scratching post? can I dye your hair green? can I dye it blue? can I take you to the vet? can I call you mister puffy? and questions for perfectcell17 concerning Inuyasha does Inuyasha's feet stink? Can you stab Inuyasha with needles? do you want to join me and the army of talking bananas?

PerfectCell17: Well, well, well, you're back Inu-kun. *smirks*
InuYasha: Feh, it's not like I had a choice!
PerfectCell17: Hehe, yeah, it's kinda hard to escape my capturer without your Tetsusaiga, isn't it?
InuYasha: If I would have had it, there was no way Sesshoumaru would've caught me!
PerfectCell17: I still would have got you, though! ^o^ Anyway, can Kimmie cut off your ears and hang them on her wall?
InuYasha: What the hell? No ones touchin' my ears!
PerfectCell17: Do your feet stink?
InuYasha: How the hell should I know? I have better things to do then sniff my feet ya know!
PerfectCell17: Can Kimmie chew on your leg?
InuYasha: O_o No chewing, dammit!
PerfectCell17: Can she stab you with needles?
InuYasha: Feh, can't these humans ask any normal questions?! Or better yet, none at all!
PerfectCell17: Nah, everyone likes you too much to stop asking questions! ^o^ Hehe, can Kimmie call you fuzzy wuzzy?
InuYasha:What?! No way!!
PerfectCell17: Awww, I think it's kinda cute! Anyway, can she chew on Sesshoumaru's leg?
InuYasha: *chuckles* Go for it!
PerfectCell17: Do you talk to bananas?
InuYasha: Who in the hell talks to fruit?
PerfectCell17: I'll take that as a no... Do you wanna join Kimmie and the army of talking bananas?
InuYasha: Heh, I have more important things to do than talk to bananas... Like find more jewel shards!
PerfectCell17: Can Kimmie kill you?
InuYasha: Like she could! I'd be able to take her, even without the Tetsusaiga!
PerfectCell17: Can she kill Jaken?
InuYasha: Go for it... That toad annoys the hell outta me!
PerfectCell17: I actually like him, he's amusing! Anyway, can she kill Naraku?
InuYasha: There's no way she could... Besides, I wanna get revenge on that bastard myself!
PerfectCell17: Awww, I don't want Naraku-sama to die! :'(
InuYasha: Feh, you actually like him?!
PerfectCell17: Yup! Can Kimmie lock you in a giant box?
InuYasha: Ha, she wouldn't even be able to do that!
PerfectCell17: Can she lock Kouga in a giant box?
InuYasha: She can do whatever the hell she wants with the mangie wolf!
PerfectCell17: Is Kimmie crazy?
InuYasha: One of the weirdest humans I've met...
PerfectCell17: Can she poke your brain?
InuYasha: No!
PerfectCell17: Can her kitty ues you as a scratching post?
InuYasha: Do I look like a scratching post?!
PerfectCell17: Hehe, can Kimmie dye your hair green?
InuYasha: I really wish I had my Tetsusaiga... -_-
PerfectCell17: Awww, poor Inu-kun. Can she dye it blue?
InuYasha: No dammit! I don't want her anywhere near me!
PerfectCell17: *giggles* Can Kimmie take you to the vet?
InuYasha: I'M NOT A DOG!
PerfectCell17: Can she call you mister puffy?
InuYasha: I'm not even gonna answer that one!
PerfectCell17: Yay, my turn!
InuYasha:  Feh. Do my feet stink?
PerfectCell17: Good question... I've never actually sniffed his foot, so I wouldn't know.
InuYasha: Can you stab me with needles?
PerfectCell17: *evil smirk* Gladly! >:)
InuYasha: I can still kill ya without my sword, ya know!
PerfectCell17: Fine... :(
InuYasha: Do you wanna join Kimmie and the army of talking bananas?
PerfectCell17: Sure! ^o^
InuYasha: Heh, I'm gettin' out of here! *hops out window again*
PerfectCell17: Oh well, he'll be back for his tetsusaiga! Thanks for the questions!
















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